ello again folks. It’s the Squatch, letting you crazy kids have another dose of vitriol, bile, candy and unicorns.
I know we all have pet peeves. We all have a few things that just make us nutty, and left with a desire to quietly explode. I nurture mine. Feed them regularly, water them, long walks, belly [...]
t’s been a while since I have had Java post one of these, but I thought this would be an opportunity to “bless” you all with some sage advice. Its well that I do this, you see, for I’m usually unable to follow my own advice, so someone should get some use out of it. [...]
idey-ho folks, it’s the Squatch again. This week, I’d like to spew more bitter garbage, and you folks get to be the lucky recipients. You lucky lil’ devils!
So, for the last two and a half weeks, the local radio stations have been playing Christmas music. It’s not even Thanksgiving yet, and already we have to [...]
i folks, I’m the Squatch, you’ll be hearing from me from time to time. Let’s get to it, shall we?
You know whats been burning my ass? Hollywood.
If I see one more goddamned sequel of some 70’s slasher flick, or superhero saga, or poorly re-done “revision”, I’m climbing up on a table in a restaurant and [...]
