Archive for the 'Everything Else' Category

The Zombie Plan

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

     hat’s your zombie plan, man? Everyone should have a zombie plan. Mine involves the local GFS Marketplace, which has only a few small windows set up high, made with tempered glass, one small, easily defensible front entrance, and roll-down steel doors in the loading bays. There’s a ton and a half of food and supplies, [...]

Avast, Matey! Yarr!

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

     oday be Talk Like A Pirate Day, but I’m sure ye dogs already knew that. Yarr, th’ sweet trade be a long an’ distinguished trade, markin’ back t’ the time of Caesar, an’ before. In 75 BC (Before Corsairs), Julius Caesar hisself was kidnapped by Cilician pirates, and ransomed for fifty talents of gold. Later [...]

Bees, Pt 2

Friday, September 7th, 2007

     ees Invade Katy Woman’s Home:
     Claude Griffin with Gotcha Pest Control tried to talk himself through the enormous job of removing 500,000 bees that had taken up residence. Homeowner Charmaine Albert says she tried numerous other exterminators with no luck.
     ”It’s a very dangerous situation,” she said. “The bees just keep returning. They leave briefly, but keep [...]

A History Lesson

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

     oday is Independence Day, here in America. Colloquially known as “the Fourth of July”, it’s the day we celebrate the founding of our nation. It’s generally a day of fireworks, parades, and barbecues.
     A couple of years ago, I was nominated to run a V:tR game set in Boston, Massachusetts, during the Revolutionary War, so I [...]

The Restaurant Commandments, and 50 Things I’m Not Allowed To Do At Work Anymore

Thursday, April 20th, 2006

The Restaurant Commandments were written by Mary, my other supervisor at the Restaurant Where I Work(TM), with help from MrJames. “50 Things I’m Not Allowed To Do At Work Anymore” was written by myself. They’re based on true stories and incidents.
The Restaurant Commandments
1) Thou must giveth generously to those who wait upon thee, lest thy [...]

Omigawd.

Monday, February 27th, 2006

Here, have a BushFish. I’m horrified, how ’bout you?
I’m off to bleach my brain. See you for Punday.