Archive for April, 2008

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Friday, April 11th, 2008

     weet Jebus on a pony: Cheney, Others OK’d Harsh Interrogations.
     Bush administration officials from Vice President Dick Cheney on down signed off on using harsh interrogation techniques against suspected terrorists after asking the Justice Department to endorse their legality, The Associated Press has learned.
     The officials also took care to insulate President Bush from a series of [...]

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Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

eing gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry [...]

Punday Night: One-Liners

Monday, April 7th, 2008

he liquor store advertised, ‘We De-Liver.’ I can’t recall the last time I did any running, but I’ve been jogging my memory.
A cheese manufacturer located on the coastline was called Ocean Bries.
The golfer guessed that his ball landed 20 feet off the fairway. Of course, that was just a rough estimate.
When she made Mario Puzo’s [...]

Horrifying, Yet Funny.

Friday, April 4th, 2008

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This One Goes Out to the Squatch & MrJames.

Friday, April 4th, 2008

     ere’s a snippet of what I’ve been working on lately, showcasing the first appearance of two re-occurring characters I’ve borrowed from my gaming group. These characters are Robaire and Jean Luc Dulac, owned by the Squatch and MrJames, respectively. Originally, these characters were old World of Darkness vampires — Robaire was a Lasombre and Jean [...]

On Being A Single Woman

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

     he other day I was ruminating on my new single status, and abruptly realized that at some point in the future, I was probably going to want to attract the company of a male. Jesus, I thought, it’s been ages since I’ve had to deal with that! This, of course, set me to pondering where [...]