There IS Something Besides A Primary Going On, Right?
can’t be the only person who is balls-out sick and fucking tired of the primary coverage, can I? I mean, is there actually any substantive difference between these three candidates to be worth talking about? Do we actually believe that any of these three people can accomplish anything helpful or useful towards our current difficulties?
Is anyone really going to vote for Pod-Person McCain?
Can’t we just appoint a Clinton/Obama ticket and get on with the rest of our lives? I mean, I’m not particularly impressed with either Clinton or Obama (although I am seriously considering writing in Jesse “I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed” Ventura, just for shits and giggles), but that seems to be what they’re going to give us, so let’s just put the two fuckers in office and get back to trying to sort out this clusterfuck of a war.
Jesus. What does it say about the state of politics in this country that I’m more intrigued with the idea of voting for a former professional wrestler than either of the three assholes who do it for a living? I think at this point, we’d vote just about anyone in who wasn’t a politician. If that were my job, I’d be considering this a serious wake-up call. “Wow, the American people are more interested in a pro-wrestler who lives in Mexico than me. Damn. I should change how I do things.” But then again, I have a certain amount of common sense, decency, and willingness to actually do my job, that politicians seem to lack.
Hey, look at it this way. Three and a half more years, and y’all can vote for me. 
What? You know you want to. I’d make a great politician. I can bullshit with the best of them, I take no crap from no body, I’m shady enough to get the job done, and I’m actually concerned with doing good things for people and helping them. Vote for Java in 2012. My campaign motto: Java: Why the Hell Not?
In the meantime, I’m grooving on the new song from Linkin Park, “Shadow of a Day”. It sounds familiar. Is it a remake? Either way, I’m liking it. I’m also dreadfully embarrassed to admit to liking the Miley Cyrus song that’s all over the radio right now, “See You Again”. It was on the radio at work the other day, and I asked the kitchen boys, “Hey, who is this? It’s pretty cool!”
”Miley Cyrus.” They told me.
”Shit.” I says. And then promptly went home and downloaded it anyways, because hey, I still thought it was cool.
April 24th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
she just had her name legally changed to Miley too. it was just a nick name fm daddy when she was a baby–from SMILEY eww nauseatingly cute or what?
and yeh, dammit, hannah montanna can actually sing. aint it a bitch.