Punday Night: One-Liners
he liquor store advertised, ‘We De-Liver.’ I can’t recall the last time I did any running, but I’ve been jogging my memory.- A cheese manufacturer located on the coastline was called Ocean Bries.
- The golfer guessed that his ball landed 20 feet off the fairway. Of course, that was just a rough estimate.
- When she made Mario Puzo’s books required reading for her class, she made him an author they couldn’t refuse.
It’s been gorgeous Michigan spring weather the last three days, and I just know that by the time my days off roll around, it’ll be nasty again. I don’t want to go to work! I want to go out and play! Aaargh!
Enjoy:
(Puns from Pun of the Day.)
