Zombie Apocalypse Update

     ossible Sewer Zombies Sited In Eastbourne:

     It sounds like something out of a Hollywood blockbuster.
     But staff at a sewage works have called in a ghostbuster because they are being stalked by a zombie-like figure who roams the underground tunnels.
     Workers at Southern Water’s treatment plant in Eastbourne, East Sussex, said they have been scared to enter tunnels after being followed about by a “humanoid figure” as they went about their jobs.
     Mark Wey, a sewage treatment worker, got permission from his bosses to hire a paranormal investigator to launch an investigation into the sewage spirits.

     Could some one please tell me the Daily Mail is a British tabloid? Even if it isn’t? I mean, seriously, y’all. This dude’s boss gave him permission to use company money to hire a “ghostbuster” to chase off “sewer spirits”? Does these jobs come with free crack in England or something?
     The money quote: “It’s not funny going to work and worrying that a zombie might be around the corner.”

     (Photo credit: EyesOfHalloween.com.)

2 Responses to “Zombie Apocalypse Update”

  1. squatch Says:

    ZOMBIE!!!

    ITS A ZOMBIE I TELL YOU!

    Get the guns, circle the wagons, and hope like hell they arent fast and scary like in the remake!!

    JavaElemental Reply:

    ZOMBIE PLAN ACTIVATE!! :lol:

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