Punday Night: Phoning This One In, Too.
he filthy plague-dog customers at work have gifted me with yet another January cold, and I feel like death warmed over. I’ve also been writing a lot. So, here are a few one-liners on the topic of doctors. Enjoy. A real entry will be forthcoming as soon as I don’t feel like a wet, mildewy dishrag anymore.
- Old doctors never die they just lose their patience.
- They tried to save him with an I.V. but it was all in vein.
- A cosmetic surgeon knows how to raise a few eyebrows.
- I couldn’t decide which of two physicians to see. It was a paradox.
- A doctor drank while putting on patients’ casts. He was soon plastered.
- Two podiatrists became arch rivals.
- A pediatrician is a doctor of little patients.
- The doctor blood-tested secretarial candidates before hiring to eliminate type-O’s.
- In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut.
- I didn’t want to give the brain surgeon a piece of my mind.
As usual, you can blame Pun of the Day for these.
