Punday Night: Taking Leave of My Senses
famous viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official.
The official apologized profusely saying, “I must have taken Leif off my census.”
Two guys were standing inside a building of a local theme park. They were looking outside, and it was an extremely windy day. The area’s custodian, the one who had the job of sweeping up debris, was a very small woman who didn’t weigh much, and she was having a rough time trying to not be blown away.
One guy joked with the lady, telling her that she would have to put heavy rocks in her shoes when she went outside to work.
The lady looked up and replied, “You mean, now I weigh me down to sweep?”
(It’s their fault.)
December 20th, 2007 at 6:13 am
I would like to see a continuation of the topic