‘ve been playing Urban Dead for just over a year now, and the majority of that was played in the fine company of the Shearbank Resistance, a fantastic group of players and friends. Sadly, it was recently decided that, since we were all losing interest in the game, and since real life was interfering for [...]
nce upon a time, there lived a beautiful young fairy princess who dreamed of being a ballet dancer. One day, she read an ad in her email that announced the Royal Ballet’s next auditions in a nearby town. On audition day, the fairy princess hooked up one hundred white pigeons to her chariot, and off [...]
his has been quite the busy week for finding things to toast which piss me off. Finding things which make me happy, or make me laugh, has been a little trickier.
To Jimmy Carter, twice. Once for having the balls to bash CommanderGuy Bush, and once for reverting into a big pussy and taking it back.
(If [...]
ia Pandagon, I found this YouTube video, which is just chock-full of crazy.
Lybrel is the “new” birth control pill that just got FDA approval. There’s nothing special or different about Lybrel. As far as I can determine, it’s the same dose of hormones you’d get in one of the other common pills. The only apparent [...]
TF is up with the new Democratic war funding bill? It has no troop withdrawal deadline, only a series of “benchmarks” that Iraqis must meet. If the Iraqis don’t meet their benchmarks, the bill allows the President to ignore that and spend the fucking money anyway! The President doesn’t even need one of his goddamned [...]
There are people who believe that humans and dinosaurs co-existed. And what this is, plain and simple, is a psychotic reaction. These people are stone-cold-fuck nuts. I can’t be nice about this, because these people are watching The Flintstones as if it were a documentary.
– Lewis Black
en Ham of Answers in Genesis is opening a [...]
o Whiskey today, unfortunately. It’s been a hectic week. So, instead, have a story about Brer Rabbit, another favorite of mine.
One day, Brer Rabbit and Brer Fox and Brer Coon and Brer Bear and a lot of other animals decided to work together to plant a garden full of corn for roasting. They started early [...]
uring the invasion of Sicily in World War II, General George Patton was preparing to take the city of Palermo. He checked with his meteorologists and learned the day he had chosen would be incredibly rainy. So he issued an order to place copies of the New York Times immediately beneath the tailgates of the [...]
he search for a new car goes on at Casa del Java. The Delta was declared officially dead this past Thursday, when we went to the salvage yard where we’d had it towed and cleaned it out, also selling it to the owner there. Now we’re busily seeking some sort of new vehicle . . [...]
‘d like to start off with a special toast this week to a group of 14 who came in last night, 45 minutes before we closed, with no notice, and stayed until an hour after close, despite subtle hints like turning off the radios, the TVs, the lights . . . Asshats.
To Paul Wolfowitz, who [...]
