A Toast! (2)
elcome to the weekly Toast, where we raise our metaphorical glasses to the things that make us happy, or piss us off, to the things that impress us or let us down, to the heroes and the assholes alike. Cheers!
- To the makers and users of crystal meth. Thanks to you assholes, I can’t get decent cold medicine without having my privacy invaded and my driver’s license tracked. Thanks, dicks.
- To Dennis Kucinich, for being the only goddamn Democrat with the balls to file impeachment papers on somebody, let alone Darth Cheney himself.
- To Congress, for proposing and sending on a funding/deadline bill to the President, and to the President, who’s almost certainly going to veto it.
- To Kirk Cameron of Growing Pains fame, who grew up to be a religious nutjob. He also thinks that teaching evolution is causing school shootings. Or something. Weirdo.
(Picture credit: Watton.org. Christian clipart — who would’ve guessed I’d find the champagne glasses I was looking for at the website of a Pentacostal church?)
