Punday Night: David Bowie
Top Story: Last night on the Venture Brothers, David Bowie revealed himself to be a super-sekrit evil mutant leader of a guild of super villains. This should come as no surprise to anyone. C’mon. We all suspected it. Also, he identified himself as “the homo superior”. Hee. Welcome to Punday Night.
We’ve also apparently decided that Lil’ Kim and the Nukes did manage to explode a nuclear bomb, although it was a teeny little thing as far as these things go, less than a kiloton. As is only right, ours is still bigger.
Hawaii had a huge earthquake yesterday, somewhere between 6.5 and 6.6 on the Richter Scale. No tsunami, although the earthquake managed to fuck things up quite nicely on it’s own.
From Pun of the Day:
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass’.
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
If a dog was computer literate, would his bark be worse than his byte?
What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending.
Listening to choral music is an a-choir-ed taste.
Old white blood cells lymph around the body.
It’s OK to watch an elephant bathe as they usually have their trunks on.
My heart starts aiken when Clay sings.
Did you hear about the frog who traced his family history to Warsaw? He was a tad Polish.
Are twin brothers called sunsets?
ETA: Dr. Charles On Rainbows. How incredibly cool. Basically, that seems to mean that no two people ever see exactly the same rainbow. I find that idea to be incredibly neat.
October 17th, 2006 at 1:07 am
it’s not the size of the nuke that matters. It’s where you use it that counts.
One person on a boat saleing anywhere in the world could cause a hell of a lot of damage.