From PunoftheDay:
Stealing someone’s coffee is called ‘mugging’.
Is coffee your daily grind?
Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
When he spilled coffee on her shirt she showed him dis-stain.
Does a coffee shop have the grounds to operate in the black?
Selling coffee has its perks for those who have bean so lucky.
Coffee has bean the grounds [...]
Will and Adams Counties positive for West Nile virus — Dr. Eric E. Whitaker, state public health director, today announced mosquitoes collected in Adams County and Will County are the first positive test results for West Nile virus in these counties, this year.
Ladies and gentlemen, West Nile is a crock of shit. News people keep [...]
From Riddlenut: This one’s ancient, so it ought to be easy. A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday, stayed two nights, and left on Friday. How could that be? Highlight for the answer: His horse was named “Friday”.
Born Motherless and Fatherless, into this world without a sin, made a loud roar as I [...]
Shuttle Launch A “Go” — CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - NASA officials have decided to press on with the first-ever Independence Day shuttle launch attempt, despite finding a small wedge of foam that had fallen from the Discovery space shuttle’s troublesome external fuel tank.
Well, they’re going for it, kids. Y’know, for most of us, when chunks [...]
Still sick, but seems to be getting better. Still waffling on whether or not to go to the doctor. I may just wait until after the 4th, and go to my eye doctor, depending on how things go.
Meanwhile, have some puns from Pun of the Day.
The student who got an A grade in driver’s ed, [...]
