Punday Night: A Quickie
I’ve just been informed that the local Health Inspector has shown up at the Restaurant, and, as I predicted, we’re getting a dick-in-the-butt from him. I warned them. Did they do anything? No. Did they let me do anything? No.
Pffft. Anyhoo, now I’ve got to run, so here are a few quick puns (usual source) to tide you over.
When the waiter was asked if crabs were served in his restauraunt he replied - oh yes … we serve anybody!
When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, “this one is on me.”
I started to work at a seafood buffet, but then I pulled a mussel.
A restaurant decided to serve submarine sandwiches but later went under.
He got fired at the coffee shop for coming to work in a T-shirt.
Waiters are good at multiplication because they know their tables.
A restaurant owner gave his cooks a stirring speech.
He who talks with his mouth full is speaking ingest.
He was a restaurant critic but had no taste.
He carried the rum above his head, because he needed to lift his spirits.
I don’t suppose anyone has any spare KY Jelly I can take with me, do they? *sighs*
