Punday Night: The Hungry Lion
(From Pun of the Day.)
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book, and the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him, because even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
There was a man who entered a local newspaper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, “I’ll just have the eggs benedict.” His order comes a while later and it’s served on a big shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, “What’s with the hubcap?”
The waiter sings, “There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.”
