Punday Night: The Adopted Twins
This edition of Punday Night is dedicated to my one year anniversary on Blogspot. To date, I’ve made 66 posts, and received a whopping two comments! Whoo!
As I suspected, keeping up with the categories manually at a different website has proved to be a terrible pain in the ass. So, alas, we’re going to knock that crap off. We’ll have to figure something else out. I may have to pay Blogrolling some money. Fun. And now, the puns:
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
This one is bad: A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. He responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
As usual, you can thank Pun of the Day for the pain inflicted here.
