Tonight at the Restaurant Where I Work(TM), we’re starting a new summer special. It’s a “Build-Your-Own-Sundae Bar”. We fetch the ice cream, and the customers get to wander up to our salad bar, where there will be sundae things instead of salad things, and top their ice cream however they like.
I predict chaos.
It’s not a [...]
Dr. Jekyll’s more successful second formula turned him into a world-class sprinter rather than a violent psychopath, proving that you can run but you can’t always Hyde.
Pun of the Day: Killing thousands of brain cells, one pun at a time.
Since MrJames moved in, we’ve been watching a lot of Adult Swim. Just in case you’ve [...]
The weather here in Michigan has been crappy of late — rain, rain, and more rain. It’s playing merry hell with my sinuses, and making me want to slip into a coma. Which is why there were no puns yesterday –> I was largely unconcious until it was time to go to work. But! We [...]
Well, we’re all signed up for GenCon, coming up in August, and registered for our events. I’m looking forward to it, although I haven’t a clue what we’re going to do with Jazz and Grimshaw. I’m thinking we’re going to have to have them kenneled, or we’ll come back to a destroyed house, but I [...]
(From Pun of the Day.)
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book, and the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him, because [...]
I missed Tuesday, but we’ll make up the Tall Tale today.
A Tall Tale is a legend about a larger-than-life hero, generally doing something deeply crazy, like riding tornados or freezing lanterns and so forth, which shows, in general, how ballsy and ingenious the given hero might be. Today’s Tall Tale is about, and dedicated to, [...]
This edition of Punday Night is dedicated to my one year anniversary on Blogspot. To date, I’ve made 66 posts, and received a whopping two comments! Whoo!
As I suspected, keeping up with the categories manually at a different website has proved to be a terrible pain in the ass. So, alas, we’re going to knock [...]
