Punday Night: Benny in the Desert
Well! Thus far, I have discovered that, in order to do categories neatly and easily, the way I’d like them, you pretty much have to pay for it. Ha! Maybe later, when I’m a wildly popular celebrity blogger with thousands of hits everyday. For the moment, though, categories will have to involve a labor-intensive system of updating an off-site webpage on a weekly basis, which will begin to occur as soon as I’m finished building said webpage. (Which shouldn’t actually take too long.) Until then, the link down there by the comments, and over there on the sidebar will take you to a place-holder page.
In the meantime, lets have some puns!
From Pun of the Day:
While training to work at Coca Cola he was given a pop quiz.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
If you give some managers an inch they think they’re a ruler.
An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.
The optician fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.
At some executive meetings there is a chairman of the bored.
I really do have a photographic memory — I just haven’t developed it yet.
After working for 24 hours straight he called it a day.
Also from Pun of the Day:
In the great desert lived a band of nomads. Their leader, Benny, had risen to his rank due to his magnificent beard. His people believed a man’s strength and courage came from his beard, and thus the man with the biggest beard was their chief.
After leading the band for many years, Benny began to fell uncomfortable wearing the beard, in this hot and dusty land. He wanted to shave it off, so he called his council together to get their advice.
When he said he wanted to shave, the councilmen were shocked. One said, “Do you not remember the ancient legend, Sire. The leader who removes his beard is cursed and made into a piece of earthenware.”
Benny had heard this legend, but being a modern man, he scoffed at the tale.
Being headstrong, he went ahead and cut and scraped away his once magnificent beard. As the final whisker was cut off, a huge dust storm came up. It lasted only a few seconds, and when it cleared, there was a man-sized clay vessel where only moments before had stood their leader.
The council then knew the legend must be true. Their conclusion? “A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.”
