Punday Night
The farmer gave his chickens a bushel of feed, but they only took a peck.
Is that pure rump roast? Nothing butt.
A patient came running to my psychiatry office screaming “I’m a teepee! I’m a wigwam!” I told him “Relax, you’re two tents”.
Yesterday a cow saved my life - it was bovine intervention.
The incontinent Scotsman had a wee accident.
When the waiter was asked if crabs were served in his restauraunt he replied - oh yes … we serve anybody!
When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, “this one is on me.”
I started to work at a seafood buffet, but then I pulled a mussel.
Waiters are good at multiplication because they know their tables.
A restaurant decided to serve submarine sandwiches but later went under.
He got fired at the coffee shop for coming to work in a T-shirt.
He who talks with his mouth full is speaking ingest.
A restaurant owner gave his cooks a stirring speech.
A restaurant had its two dishwashers sinkopated.
He was a restaurant critic but had no taste.
Some of these are cute, but some really suck. Heh. Blame — or congratulate — Pun of the Day.
