A Plug, and Punday
First up: Just Write. This is a website dedicated to encouraging creative writing. My work, and the work of MrJames will be up there, as well as the artwork of the maintainer, GA Tagget. Last I knew, we planned on launching in March. It should be good.
And now, from BadPuns, the punning:
I was visiting France, and while in Paris I decided to take a guided tour around the beautiful cathedral on the banks of the Seine. As we were being shown around the building, all of a sudden I spotted a sandwich box lying on the floor.
So I picked it up, and handed it to the guide. He was very apologetic, and hurried off with it. After a few minutes, I could hear him calling up the bell tower: “Quazimodo! You left your sandwich box lying around again!”
When the guide returned, he apologised again, and when we asked him about the sandwiches, he said: “Don’t worry about it… it’s just the Lunchpack of Notredame.”
Once upon a time in old France there was a small vineyard run by a coven of witches.
The grapes that grew there were used exclusively for the production of raisins, and were always harvested under a full moon to preserve the magic properties some of them had.
The witches believed that one full moon in seven was a bad one, and while the raisins made from grapes harvested under a good moon were ordinary (albeit of high quality) and mostly went to general consumption (witches have to make a living too, you know), grapes harvested under a bad moon would rot - with one exception: The biggest and strongest of the grapes would survive to become the legendary…. “Bad Moon Raisin”.
