Things are (finally) beginning to settle down a bit around the ol’ home front. It’s been a rocky start to the new year. Art and I had some money woes and arguments, and MrJames moving in due to his circumstances, plus a heaping dose of drama at work . . . it’s been an exhaustive [...]
The farmer gave his chickens a bushel of feed, but they only took a peck.
Is that pure rump roast? Nothing butt.
A patient came running to my psychiatry office screaming “I’m a teepee! I’m a wigwam!” I told him “Relax, you’re two tents”.
Yesterday a cow saved my life - it was bovine intervention.
The incontinent Scotsman had [...]
Here, have a BushFish. I’m horrified, how ’bout you?
I’m off to bleach my brain. See you for Punday.
First up: Just Write. This is a website dedicated to encouraging creative writing. My work, and the work of MrJames will be up there, as well as the artwork of the maintainer, GA Tagget. Last I knew, we planned on launching in March. It should be good.
And now, from BadPuns, the punning:
I was visiting France, [...]
My god, yesterday sucked a lot.
Thursday, we had an incredible ice storm. Sheets and sheets of freezing rain poured down out of steel gray skies, accompanied by thunder and brilliant blue lightening. It started in the early morning, and by the time I got up to let the dogs out, I had to kick the [...]
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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’.
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
Click “Full Story” for more, if you can stand [...]
For the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Dale Reich writes, If You’re Going To Be An Atheist, At Least Get It Right.
A few days ago, I took off my religious beliefs and locked them in a closet.
Then, in a further act of mental gymnastics, I put on the robes of disbelief. I wanted to see how I [...]
Let’s start this off with some very cool pictures: 3D Painted Rooms. These rooms are painted so that, viewed at a certain angle, they form optical illusions. Very neat!
Meanwhile, the Restaurant Where I Work(TM) is sucking. Superbowl Sunday was a very slow night, and a young man who was a photographer from our local paper [...]
Well, the drama seems to have resolved itself for the time being. Our friend MrJames lives here now. He and his wife, Mary, the friend I work with, are getting divorced. The details aren’t mine to share, but it’s been exhausting and time consuming, and I’m not even the one getting divorced.
Meanwhile, the Doc is [...]
