This riddle is a bit elderly, so it should be easy. Here we go: A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so. Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why? Highlight For The Answer: He is a hangman and she happened to be sentenced to death.
So, the [...]
Man, I am really suckin’ hind tit at getting these puns up on time. What can I say? Mondays suck. Without further ado, today’s pun is brought to you by Scottobear.
And, from the folks at American Folklore, your tall tale:
Pecos Bill Rides A Tornado
Now everyone in the West knows that Pecos Bill could ride anything. [...]
“Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.”
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Puns from here, and Brer Rabbit is from here.
Okay. First, pretend that these were posted yesterday:
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
The dieter was at his width’s end.
He said I was average - but he was just being [...]
This week, we’re breaking from Vampire: the Requiem for awhile, and going back to Shadowrun for awhile. We do that so we don’t burn out on gaming systems.
Shadowrun is an awesome system — the mechanics and character generation can be a wretched pain in the ass, but the game itself is great fun. It emphasizes [...]
Your Wednesday Riddle:
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, “If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50.”
The boy looked around and saw no scale so [...]
Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased.
Thus we refute entropy. — Spider Robinson
Callahan’s Place is located on the side of the highway, a medium-sized single-story wood building with a flat roof. Inside is a warm, wooden bar, polished to a high shine by the bartender and owner of Callahan’s [...]
Last night was our weekly gaming session. The week before, Adamczykon has finished up a very long (and excellent) story arc for his Vampire: the Requiem campaign, and this week was to be a bit of wrap-up, as well as deciding what to play next, and what to do for our gift exchange.
In the process [...]
Part of my job at the Restaurant Where I Work(TM) is Christmas decorating, and there’s a lot of it to do. It’s a pretty big restaurant, two rooms. This year, knowing that it was pretty much only going to be Jamie and I doing it (and whatever random tall person from the kitchen that I [...]
